Beano And The Beast!

The enviro-wackos have a real situation on their hands. New studies show that moose are major culprits in global warming. Of course all herbivores/omnivores such as deer, bears, ducks and others emit high amounts of flatulent methane, (the most evil of greenhouse gasses) but the moose in particular is in the sights of the global warming faithful.

The crux of the problem is that there are millions of moose worldwide. Norway alone has over 100,000! This from Fox News:

"Researchers in Norway claim a grown moose can produce 2100 kilos of methane a year, equivalent to the amount of CO2 caused by a 8077 mile car trip, der spiegel reported. Norway's national animal releases methane through burping and flatulence... considered more harmful to the environment than carbon dioxide. There are estimated to be more than 100,000 moose in Norway."

What can be the solution to this gas-tly problem? Some of the faithful want to give them Beano!
They argued in committees over a slogan for days and the top picks were: Beano for Bullwinkle! and Beano in every beast!


The catchy slogan - Beano in every beast! won out after it was pointed out by scientists that all vegetarians emit more methane than meat eaters. Therefore we cannot single out Bullwinkle because all vegetarians are to blame for global warming. Will vegetarians convert to eating meat to save the planet? Don't count on it.

But I say, Beano for vegan beasts! Save mother Earth from their noxious gasses now! Just as I suspected there's nothing like a big juicy steak to fight global warming, I think Marie Antionette said it best;

Let them eat steak!